DONUT BUY
THIS COIN
This is not an invitation. It's a warning. $DONUT is the only meme coin on Solana that literally tells you not to buy it—wrapped in rainbow sprinkles and glazed with pure, unadulterated chaos. Seriously, your portfolio will thank you for leaving this page.
4 Absolutely Terrible Reasons to Own $DONUT
We're practically begging you to reconsider.
Zero Utility
This SPL token does absolutely nothing. No staking, no governance, no revolutionary tech. It's just a donut. A digital, inedible, financially questionable donut.
Reverse Psychology
The entire premise is a dare. By buying, you're falling for the oldest trick in the book. Are you really going to let a pastry outsmart you? Don't be that degen.
Questionable Community
The community consists entirely of people who failed to follow one simple instruction. They're probably glazing their bags with SOL on Jupiter as we speak. A hive of delightful contrarians.
Glazed & Confused
Our roadmap is a napkin sketch found in a dumpster behind a bakery. Our plans are as solid as a day-old cruller. Invest in something stable. Like... anything else.
The Hole Story: Worthless-nomics
Here's the breakdown of our completely absurd financial structure. Look away.
Mint Address:
1 BILLION
Total Supply (Too many)
100%
In Circulation (Pure chaos)
0%
Team Tokens (We don't want them either)
Official Guide: How To Avoid $DONUT
Follow these steps carefully to protect your SOL and your sanity. Whatever you do, don't deviate from the plan.
AVOID GETTING A WALLET
Do not install a Solana wallet like Phantom or Solflare. Keeping your assets on a centralized exchange is definitely the safest way to avoid tempting SPL tokens like this one.
DON'T FUND IT WITH SOL
If you accidentally installed a wallet, for the love of Lamports, do not send any SOL to it. You won't be able to pay for transaction fees, which is a great defense against buying $DONUT.
STAY OFF DEXs
Never visit aggregators like Jupiter or DEXs like Raydium. If you go there and paste our mint address, you might accidentally swap your precious SOL for a pile of useless, delicious-looking donuts. You've been warned.